Riot Hooping & Aerial Dance

Knitting Pornography ↘

We’re on day five of the Pearl Clutcher Cardigan being on Ravelry’s top five patterns list. Exciting yes? Follow the link to check it out (and keep it at the top five!).

But you know what that means? It means for-realz knock-down-drag-out pearl clutching from the more conservative fibers peeps. So far, I’ve been called trashy and likened to the Madam of a brothel… which is AWESOME. My intelligence has been in question for writing the pattern and they’re uber disgusted by my tattoos *yawn*. Finally, there’s a handful of crones who believe that the Pearl Clutcher cardigan is pornography and needs to be removed…

PORNOGRAPHY, you guys. For realz? Anyway, go check it out and decide for yourself.